ineke.co.uk

I kind of miss dialup. Logging on should come with fanfare

— Borscht the T is silent (@InternetHippo) August 30, 2020

In 1995, Internet pioneer Robert Metcalfe predicted the Internet was on the verge of "catastrophic collapse".

In 1997, when it had not collapsed, he printed out his words, put the printout in a blender, and ate them.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) August 30, 2020

The consensus so far seems to be that it’s extra layer weather NOT heating weather

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) August 30, 2020

Biggest challenge and best advice of the day:

Level up your prayer life.

— Phil Knox (@philknox) September 2, 2020

Whatever your opinion on today's big return to school, there's no doubt that teachers and other educational staff are doing an INCREDIBLE job. They're responding to government-led changes at rapid notice; constantly innovating; working extra hours; giving everything.

Heroes all.

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) September 2, 2020

Lots of you have been asking “what’s the difference between your blue super smoothie and your blue juice?”

We’ve made this helpful and highly detailed infographic to explain. pic.twitter.com/sxO7xVYpAO

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 2, 2020

Are you normal or do you eat a Chinese takeaway like Dec does? 😂 pic.twitter.com/BhSldS3nPe

— Audible UK 🎧 (@audibleuk) September 1, 2020

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

— Sophia Cadogan (@sophiacadogan) September 2, 2020

Seeing that nobody else has put out their bin, so standing in the street trying to work out if you’re the genius or the fool

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) September 3, 2020

Harry and Meghan finally escape the media spotlight they despise so much by signing massive multi-year TV deal with Netflix.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) September 3, 2020

Heading into Autumn. Can’t wait to begin playing a game of ‘Start of a cold or covid?’ with my family.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 3, 2020

Spring spreads across the UK at a rate of 2mph.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 3, 2020

Me: how was your Spanish test?
Son: (confident) I think I did pretty well.
Me: oh?
Son: yup, it was multiple choice in Google Forms and Google offered to translate the page for me.

— Charles Arthur (@charlesarthur) September 3, 2020

I’m prepared to go with “yes”. (What a genus idea.) https://t.co/xISVHUkYY9

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) September 3, 2020

Go to sleep, everything normal, wake up and the world’s biggest arms manufacturer is Heinz soup https://t.co/FMJG9Vv8yv

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 2, 2020

I don't know who needs to see this but

Deaths in U.S. from Covid this year: 184,000

Deaths in U.S. from gun violence last year 39,494

Deaths by a thrown soup can this year: 0

— Jen Taub (@jentaub) September 2, 2020

if your grandfather started ranting incoherently about bags of soup and planes full of thugs, at the very least you'd quietly confiscate his car keys

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 1, 2020

Bro – he’s playing melons…https://t.co/Q8v93qRG46

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) September 3, 2020

I’ve worked in ministry and for Christian organisations (not always the same thing) for 20 years now, and one thing never fails to surprise and depress me: our constant ability to talk a great game on unity and then compete and torpedo each other in practice. I’ve lost count.

— Martin Saunders (@martinsaunders) September 5, 2020

Why do I watch so many videos on Facebook of people making things out of resin?

— Beattie Edmondson (@tweetyedmondson) September 4, 2020

Now the kids are back to school, work I’ve ignored is starting to cough for attention. So I’ve quarantined it.

— Paul Kerensa (@paulkerensa) September 5, 2020

Only one tiny chocolate bar has ever been made from cocoa beans grown in the UK, and it was eaten by Queen Elizabeth II.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) September 5, 2020

Unless a majority choose to make tackling climate change their priority, then we are stuffed. XR, by alienating that majority, are therefore making the climate catastrophe more likely. Feeling righteous and doing good are not always the same thing.

— Tim Farron (@timfarron) September 5, 2020

If you only read one thing today make it this pic.twitter.com/uoJHc6k2SU

— Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) September 16, 2017